We’ve to warn you earlier than you proceed studying this piece — what you’re about to see might trigger sharp ache in your coronary heart and your eyes to beg for mercy. Set off warning: homicide of a cultural delicacies.
On Saturday, Tasty UK shared a video recipe on Twitter with the caption, bless their naïve little hearts, “One-Pot Chicken Qorma [heart eyes emoji]”. We don’t know who’s accountable for this candy (LITERALLY, they added RAISINS) little monstrosity however we’re certain they is perhaps making ready an apology be aware contemplating all of desi Twitter has united to sentence this creative vandalism of our beloved qorma.
The phrase “one-pot” was posed in a method that made us assume, hey, perhaps they’re making an attempt to do one thing completely different, however by no means in our wildest goals did we count on the science of qorma to be totally obliterated. They added rice, they added raisins, they added spinach after which had the audacity to scoop all of it up in a bowl — all elements very a lot seen within the ‘mix’, in all probability screaming for mercy and plotting their escape. All in all, we’re not okay.
We predict they missed a step.
That is as shut because it will get.
Howdy Madadgar 15, we’d wish to file a report.
One-Pot Crime Scene sounds extra prefer it.
Or rooster karma.
Can’t steal abilities hairflip.
Uniting neighbours towards a typical enemy.
@ Inexperienced Shirts, PLEASE.
We really feel this.
Thanks!
We sincerely hope you may have survived studying this text unscathed — we’re not too certain about our personal hearts.
